A Giggle

Santa ClausNorth Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Dawn's Office party. It was Kerrin who spiked the punch with too much Hunters Gold. I can't help it if I drank 2 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Rachel's Jeans on my head and danced the Rave on the Couch while singing `Everthing I Do I Do It For You'. I didn't mean to break Dawn's Cell Phone and don't know why Dawn would accuse me of Stealing.

I don't remember calling Sean's wife a Talking Pony---even though she looked like one with Black eye shadow and Blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on Emily's husband's Back, it was only because I ate too much of that Lasagne.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Ferrari through my neighbor's Bed Room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Fun Tiger and have me arrested for Murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all silly and exciting. And I'm really not to blame for any of this kind stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and singing yours,Lindi (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!

Laugh Out Loud

MY DARLING

The first time I held you
You stared at me
So wide awake and alert
Taking everything in

I never ever imagined
That I could ever love so
You have change me
In every good way imaginable

You are such a happy little baby
With your gorgeous smile
And happy little laugh
Babbling away at everything

You are my light
My life
My morning star
My purpose
My being
My world

I Love You

Love

Love is one feeling that takes over every single fibre in your being all at once...

Its an amazingly wonderful feeling.

Your heart pounds, your mind wonders, your stomach gets butterflies

The hairs on the back of your neck stands up.

Every single sense you have seems to awaken from a deep sleep.

The flowers smell better, the world seems brighter

And if for nothing more than a few moments

you seem to forget all your worries and cares...

Give love and you will receive it…

I SEE YOU

You think your invisible
You block off all your feelings
You pretend those words don’t affect you
Make yourself numb to the pain

But I see you…

You get up in the morning
And put on your face for the world
You tell yourself there is nothing wrong
Keep telling yourself “I am fine”

But I see you…

Deep down inside your soul
Your crying, screaming, fighting
To survive….

Angel

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A typically benevolent celestial being that acts as an intermediary between heaven and earth, especially in Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and Zoroastrianism.
A representation of such a being, especially in Christianity, conventionally in the image of a human figure with a halo and wings.
angels Christianity. The last of the nine orders of angels in medieval angelology. From the highest to the lowest in rank, the orders are: seraphim, cherubim, thrones, dominations or dominions, virtues, powers, principalities, archangels, and angels.
A guardian spirit or guiding influence.
A kind and lovable person.
One who manifests goodness, purity, and selflessness.
Informal. A financial backer of an enterprise, especially a dramatic production or a political campaign.

Do you believe in angels?

INSTANT CHANGE

POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POSITIVE!

It cant be… How could it be?
I was so safe… so careful!
Im sure its just wrong… Faulty.
I check again…
Waiting…. Waiting…
Thoughts running through my mind.

POSITIVE!

I sit down…
Shock streams through my entire body.
My whole life has changed.
I walk through the door.
Make my mom coffee… Sit her down.
Mom I have something to say…

IM PREGNANT!

My mother gets up, walks across the room…
Wipes the tears off my cheek and hugs me…

Where is the Love???

The 21st Century! Where technology rules!!!

We live in an age where tonight your in SA and you land in London the following morning... Need to speak to someone in America, great you just pick up your cell phone or better yet email them. Our society thrives on being connected and yet with all the technology in the world, finding that special someone has become more difficult. With all our connectivity and technological advancements never has our society been more lonely than it is now...

People look to join dating web sites, heck you can even meet people using your cell phone. You would think meeting people would be alot easier...